*approaching a smoking girl*
It’s your lucky day. I can help you quit smoking!
I got something else for you to suck.
- Could you please turn around so I don’t have to look at you when I talk to your friend?
- Nice piece of ass. Is it occupied in 15 minutes? I’d be free to use it then!
- You are one dirty girl, no, I don’t mean nasty, you just need a shower. Want to take one at my place?
- Nice shoes and hair. Where is that clown nose to make the costume complete?
Wow, did you look in a mirror today?
Then I must admire you for your chutzpah!
Can I get a kiss?
My lucky day today. Let’s have a drink with the money I won. I had a bet with my friends back there that you would not kiss me even though you look like you haven’t been laid for years.
- Wow… you have the same nice shoes like my wife! Wanna screw?
- Wow… those long legs …*little pause*… the stork did not only bring you… he had a fun time with your mom as well eh?
- I am a scout for actors. You seriously have the potential to be a psycho bitch cheating on her husband.
- I like everything about you, hair, eyes, even every bone in your body… especially mine.
Extra credit: read this list of 10 mistakes that amateur Pickup Artists make. And no, using Fractionation is not one of them.
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